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Tum 3 din sy kam per

Malkin: Tum 3 din sy kam per
nahein aaein or bataya bhi nahi?
Nokarani: Baji main ny to facebook
per status update kr dea tha k
“I am going to village for three days”
Sahab g ny to comment bhi kea tha
“Missing you Razia”

An American asked a Indian

An American asked a Indian child
How old are you?
Child replied:
Gher per 11,
School mein 12,
Bus mein 10,
Train mein 7 and
Facebook pe 18 Saal Ka..

When A boy sends U a request.

Dear Boyz..
When a girl sends U a request
It means she wants to be UR friend
not UR girlfriend!
Dear Girlz..
When A boy sends U a request.
It means he wants to be UR friend
not UR Brother.

Sad Status in Hindi for whatsapp

Ajeeb daastaan hai ye
Kahaan shuru kahaan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samaz sake na hum…

Heart Break Status in Hindi

Dard ki bhee aadat pad jaatee hai
Dard na ho to neend nahi aatee hai
Main sochataa thaa ki ye haal sirf mera hai
Par aaj saari duniyaa hi apni si nazar aati hai.

Facebook Fan

Khandan Ki Baatei

Maut,Bura Waqt aur Candy
Crush saga ki Request kabhi bhi
asakty ha… 😛

“GOL GAPPA” Hi

Ye Sun Kar Mere Hathon Sey
“GOL GAPPA” Hi Gir Gya
DOST
Jab Gol Gappe Wala Bola: Please Give Me Ur Comments On My FaceBook Page:)8-):-P

Facebook Funny SMS in Urdu

Faqeer: Baji Bhoka Hon Allah K
Nam Per Khana Dy Do.
Baji: Khana Abhi Nahein Paka.
Faqeer: Baji Facebook Per “Baba Niaz”
K Nam Sy Hon, Pak Jy To Wall Per
Update Kr Dena. 🙂

will miss you sweetheart.

Malkin:: Tum 3 din say kaam pay nhi aayee
aur batay bhi nhi
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Nukarani:: Bibi ji…
maine FB par status update to kiya thaa

“GOING TO Goa” for 3 day’s aur
sahib ji nay comment bhe kiya tha..

will miss you sweetheart.

Funny Husband Facebook SMS

Aik admi Ki Biwi Mer Gae.
Risty-daron or Doston Ny Usy
Chup Kerany k Bad Phocha:
Tumhein Kuch Chaheay ?
Admi Bola: Ha Mera Laptop La
Dein.
Sub ny Phocha Us ka Keya Krna
Hai.
To Admi Bola Facebook per Apny
Status ko Single Krna Hai. 😀

FaceBook ki

FaceBook ki Sweet, princess,
Angel , Pari , Doll , Queen,
stylo ,cuty, Cat
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Ghar me Dhyaan Se Bartan Saaf karnaa

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