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Behkari: Saheb, 5 Rupay do na

Behkari: Saheb, 5 Rupay do na,
Bhuk lagi hai, kuchh khana hai.

Gajoghar: 100 ka noot hai,
Tere pass 95 Rupay chhuta hai.?

Behkari: Ha.. Hai na..

Gajoghar: Toh pehle woh use kar naa.

Na Kro Afsos Apni Kismat Per

Na Kro Afsos Apni Kismat Per To Keya Kro.
Jisy Zindagi Sy Zeyada Chaha Usi Ny Aj Berf
Deny Sy Inkar Kr Dea.

Jb koi itna khas Ban jaye

Jb koi itna khas Ban jaye,
Us k Bare Mein sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Is sy pehle k us ki MAA kesi or ki SAAS Ban jaye

Single Rehty Rehty Ab Itna

Single Rehty Rehty Ab Itna Single Hoagaya Hun
K Kabhi Kabhi Khud Sy Puch Leta Hun
Mele Babu ny Khana Khaya

Sachy dosto ki dosti

Baap: Raat Kahan Thy?
Son: Late hogaya tha to
dost k gher stay kr lea tha.
Baap ny usi waqat phone uthaya
or us k 10 best friends ko call ki.
6 ny kaha: G uncle wo raat mere pas tha
3 ny kaha: Uncle wo soraha hai
Ap kahein to utha don.
1 ny to had kr di “G Abu Bolein”

Male and Females Life Partner

Male criteria for life partner..
They expect their women to look like
“Miss Universe” and work like “Shanta Bai”

Females criteria for life partner..
They expect their to earn like
Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.

Neighbor: Yar roz tumhare gher sy

Neighbor: Yar roz tumhare gher sy hansny ki
awazein ati hain es khush-hal zindage ka raz keya hai?

Aadmi: Darasal meri biwi roz muje nishana laga laga kr
cheezy marti hai, lag jy to wo hansti hai na lagy to
main hansta hn. Uper waly ka shuker hai hansi khushi
zindage guzar rahe hai. 😀

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