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Bachpanka wo Yad-gar Lamha

Bachpanka wo Yad-gar Lamha
Jb Ami Kehti Thi
Beta Time Kiya Howa Hai
Or Main Kehta Tha
Choti Sui 10 per or Bari Sui 2 per hai.

Sheikh Ki Biwi Bemar Thi

Sheikh Ki Biwi Bemar Thi,
Light Nahi Thi To Es Ny
Candle Jala Di Or Bola:
Doctor Ko Leny Jaraha Hn,
Agar Tumhein Lagy K Tum Nahi
Bacho gi to plz Candle Bujha Dena.

Aik Lerky ny Lerki Ko Propose

Aik Lerky ny Lerki Ko Propose Keya!!
Lerki ny Lerky Ko Khub Mara!
Utha K mara
Chapal sy mara
Pathron sy mara
Ghaseet k mara
Lerka Utha or Kapry Jhaar Kr Boola
To main phr inkar samjho

Co-Education mein 2 Tarah

Co-Education mein 2 Tarah K log Hoty Hain.
1- Jin Ko Degree Mil Jaati Hai
2- Jin Ko Rishta Mil Jaata Hai 🙂

Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bemar Bethy

Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bemar Bethy Hain
Hazaron Mar Gy Lakho Teyar Bethy Hain
Barbad Kr K Apni Taleem Lerkiyon K Pechy
Phr Kehty Hain K,
Molvi Sahab Dua Krein Berozgar Bethy Hain.

Aik Pagal dosary Pagal sy

Aik Pagal dosary Pagal sy:
Aik dafa mere uper sy bus
guzar gae thi.
Dosara Pagal: To Phir Kiya
Howa?
Pehla Pagal: wo to Acha Howa
uper pul tha warna main Mar
Jata. 🙂

Cousins at weddings be like

Cousins at weddings be like
-Tum Bhag k naan or raita le ana
-Main bottiyan daal laon ga
-Ali tu botlain or chawal utha lain.

Faasla naa rakein!

Faasla naa rakein!
Agar pyaar ho bhi gaya,
Tou kaunsa Ami Abu man Jayenge?

wo gourement teacher ho

Ager kesi k bal bikhare howy hon,
Or es k kapry bhi istari na hon,
To ya hergiz mat sochna k wo gareeb hai,
Hosakta hai wo gourement teacher ho or
Esy school sy chutiyan hon.

Ek Chappl aur padi…

Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota
baithne ke liye hota hai.

Son:Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye
nhi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai…

Ek Chappl aur padi…

Tarika Das Tarika

Judge:Tum py ilzam hy k tum Ny 10 sal Sy Apni
BIVI Ko Dara Dhamka K Apny Control Ma Rkha hua
Hy.

Mulzim: Lekin Sir

Judge: Na Na Safai Nai,
Tarika Das Tarika

Lerka paise urany laga hai

Maa: Suno G!!
Lerka paise urany laga hai
Jahan chupati hon dhond leta hai.
Baap: Kaminy ki kitab me rakh do,
Exam tak nahi dhond saky ga. 😛

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