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Beta Shaadi Kb kr Rhy Hu??

Uncle:
Beta Shaadi Kb kr Rhy Hu??

Pappu:
Mery ek Brhy Bhai Ummarried Hen
Un K Baad.

Uncle:
Tmhra To Koi Brha Bhai ni He,Kis ki
Baat Kr Rhy Hu Tm??

Pappu:
Salma Bhai

Tongue Emoticon

Lady To Pappu:- Apka Doggy To Thoda
Tiger Jaisa Dikhta Hai ,
Kya Khilate Ho ??
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Pappu :- Ye Kamina Tiger Hi Hai ,
Pyaar Vyaar Ke Chakar Me Pad Gaya ,
Shakal Kutte Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai tongue emoticon

Teacher Pappu sy

Teacher Pappu sy: Jawani or Burhapy me keya difference hai?
Pappu masomiyat sy: Miss wo jawani me mobile me hasino
k number hoty hain or burhapy me hakimo k. 😀

Pappu Machar sy

Pappu Machar sy: Din mein keyu kat rahe ho.
Machar: Sahab overtime kr raha hon.
Maa Baap bohot bemar hain.
Gher me jawan behen hai or lerky walo ny
jahaiz me 1 liter blood mang lea hai. hahaha 😀
Happy Summer Season

In Exam Hall

In Exam Hall
Girl: Mujhe bus es answer ki
starting bata do baki main likh
lungi.
Pappu Ny dhiyan sy idhar-Udher
Dekha phir dheere se bola:
“The”

Pappu with Chemistry Teacher

Chemistry Teacher:
What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
Pappu: Kiss
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss

funny pappu and his girlfriend

Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me
and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.
Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!

Pappu ki Sharartein

Pappu in Lift
1 Lerki mehnga perfume laga k
enter hui or boli:
cobra perfume Price 8000/=

2nd Larki ayi or boli:
Jasmine perfume Price 12000/=
puri lift me khushbu mehak
rahi thi
phir achanak dono larkiyon ne
apni Naak pakar li
OR Pappu ko dekhne lagi
Pappu muskurate huwey bola:
MOOLI 15 rupey kilo 🙂
O pa g kady has v liya kro.

Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked

Pappu class me gadha le Aaya,
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Mam: “Ise kyo leke Aaye ho?
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Pappu: “Mam Aap hi to kehti hai,
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K me bade bade gadho ko
insan bana deti hu,
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Lo ab bana kar dikhao,

Shaadi Ka Card Dikhata Hai

Pappu :”Mujhe zeher dena
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Chemist :”Pehele Doctor se
likhwa k lao
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Pappu apni shaadi ka card
dikhata hai
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Chemist :”Bus kar bhai
rulayega kya
Bata badi bottle du ya
chotii
Hehehehe

Shortcut Proposal

Shortcut Proposal
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Pappu:” Kya mein Aapka Address
Jaan Sakta Hun..
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Girl:” Wo q..
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Pappu:” wo Baraat Le k Aani
Thi..

3rd Class Mein Madam… Pappu with Class Teacher

3rd Class Mein Madam Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Madam: “ABCD Likho”

Pappu Ne Likh Di

A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Madam Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BF CD Kaha Hai?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai,

Aap ko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“

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