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Wo Lerkiyan Bhi Kesi

Wo Lerkiyan Bhi Kesi Terrorist
sy Kum Nahi, Jo Teacher K Class
Mein aty hi Yad Dila Deti Thein.!
Sir Ap ny Test Ka Bola Tha 🙂

Translate This sentence in English

Teacher: Translate This sentence
in English

Apne hi Kiye Pe paani Pher dena?

Student after Thinking

Ansered:
“FLUSH”

Tum late kion aye ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Hawa or student ki soch

Hawa or student ki soch aik jese hoti hai.
Pata hai Kese?
Dono kitab k page parhy begair palti jaty hain. 🙂

In Exam Hall

In Exam Hall
Girl: Mujhe bus es answer ki
starting bata do baki main likh
lungi.
Pappu Ny dhiyan sy idhar-Udher
Dekha phir dheere se bola:
“The”

Define the word Lecturer

Teacher: Define the word Lecturer?
Student: Lecturer is a person who
has a bad habit of speaking when someone
is sleeping.

coolest student – funny student

Height of Coolness:
Finishing the paper
Coming out of the exam hall
Having a cold drink
And asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?

Doctor & Student – Funny

Doctors after operation & Student after Exams
have same thing to say, We tried our best,
Right now, we can’t say anything bus DUA karo 😉

Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria

Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? You haven’t drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won’t be able to see bacteria without a microscope!

Mr. CHIPS

Mr. CHIPS:
Dear Katherine!
,
Me tmhary begair zinda nai reh skta
,
,
Me tmse bht pyar krta hn
,
,
Jbsy tmhen us mountain py cycling krty dekha h
,
,
Mery dil k guitar bjny lgy hn
,
,
Tm bht khubsurat ho.
,
,
Me tmhara Brookfield k samny,
Mrs. Wicket k ghr py walnut cake or tea
k sath initzar kr rha hn…
,
,
,
Plz ajao or mera pyar accept kro!
.
.
.
.
Enni G gal c ty 18-chapter likh ditty saly ny…!!
Muhabataan tuadian,,
ty suppliyaan saadiaan…:-P

Student

Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne
Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya
Karoge?
Student:1-2 min Dekhenge
.
Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek
Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh
Denge!

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