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Laughing at your own mistakes

Laughing at your own mistakes
can lengthen your life.
-Shakespeare

Laughing at your wife’s mistakes
can shorten your life.
– Shakespeare’s wife

Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha

Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha
Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont
Kese Jal Gaya.
Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao
Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi,
Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha,
Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya
Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea 😀

Aik Aadmi Ny Apni Biwi K Pas

Aik Aadmi Ny Apni Biwi K Pas
Snake Betha Dekha or Bola:
Das Ly! Das Ly!
Snake: Kiya Das Lon!
Main To Khud En Sy Zehar Easy
Load Krwany Aya Hn.

Dear future Husband

Dear future Husband,
I promise to be fiercely
loyal to you until the day I die.
Love, your future Wife.

Shadi ki pehli raat

Suhaag raat ki pehli subah
Dulha ne Dulhan say pucha raat ko kaisa feel kiya
Dulhan ne muskaratay huway jawab diya app ne to
college ke dinoon ki yaad taza kerdi.

Mere Shrafat Dekho

Biwi: Mere Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Tumhein Begair Dekhy Shaadi Kr li.

Shohar: Or Meri Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Dekh Kr Bhi Inkar Nahi Keya.

Ya Khud Mere Shoar

Ya Khud Mere Shoar Ko Tarakki De
Daulat De
Bangla De
Mujhe Khuchh Nahi Chahiye..
Tu Sab Mere Shohar Ko De
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.
.
Baki…
Unse Lena mera Kaam Hai,,

Husband or Wife aik plate mein

Husband & Wife 1 plate mein pani puri
kha rahe thy, 1 Dosare ki aankho me
aankhe dal k..

Wife(pyar sy): Aaise keya dekh rahe ho
Husband: Thora aaram sy kha mere baari
hi nahi aa rahe!!
😀

Some women are sooo

Some women are sooo concerned
about their husband’s happiness.
that they hire detectives to find
out who is responsible for it.

Achi wife or churail

Achi wife or churail aik
jesi hoti hain keyu k en
ki batein to sub krtein
hain, Lekin aj tak dekhi
kesi ny nahi.
🙂

Biwi k leay suit chori

Police:
Tum ny aik he shop me
3 din musalsal chori ki.

Chor:
Main ny sirf 1 din apni
biwi k leay suit chori
keya tha, Agly 2 din to
main color change kerny
gaya tha.

Meya Biwi Mein Fight hogae

Meya Biwi mein jhagra hogya to Biwi ny apni Maa ko phone keya
Mera Un sy jhagra hogaya hai, Main 3,4 month k leay ap ki terf
arahe hon.
Maa Boli: Jhagra us kambakhat ny keya saza bhi usy hi milni chaheay
“To Ruk beti main ati hon 5,6 month k leay.”

Funny Husband Wife

Husband: Mere ami arahe hai kuch bana lo.
Wife ny Moo bana lea.
Kuch din bad biwi ki ami bhi agae.
Wife: Please ami k leay bahir sy kuch ly ao.
Husband: Bahir ja riksha ly aya. 😀

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