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Ager Ap Ka Bacha

Ager Ap Ka Bacha Sehri Khatam Honay Sy Pehle
Or Iftar Shuru Hoty He Masjid Bhagta Hai.
Ap Ka Bacha Suttay Baaz Hai.

Masjid K Bahir Ager

Masjid K Bahir Ager Dono Chapalein
Alag Alag Kono Mein Rakh Di Jaein.
Tu Kabhi Chori Nahi Hongi. 🙂

Jo Lerkiyan Apni Age Sach

Jo Lerkiyan Apni Age Sach
Bata Dein Un Per Kabhi Trust
na Krna Keyu K Jo Lerki Apni
Age na Chupa Saky Wo Tumhara
Koi Raz Bhi Nahi Chupa Sakti
(Zubaida Apa)

Zubaida Apa Ki Funny Pahyli..

Totkon Ki Shandar Kamiyabi K Bad
Ab Pesh Hai Zubaida Apa Ki
Pahyliyan.
Wo Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi?
Answer: Daster Khan
Apa Ap Bhi Na 🙂

Zubaida Apa K Totky – Funny SMS

Do Dost Jungle Mein Ghoom rahe Thy
Achanak Shair Nikal Aya, Aik Dost
Jhat Sy Darakht Per Cherh Gaya,
Dosra Sans Rok K Darakht K Nechy
Lyt Gaya, Shair Kareeb Aya Or Bola,
Na Putter Na Yahan Per Zubaida Apa
K Totky Nahe Chalty. 🙂

Zubaida Apa SMS

kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai?
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Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada
nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga..

Aik baar zubeeda apa punjabi

‘Aik baar zubeeda apa punjabi aur pathan jarahay they
Key rastay mein achanak aik bhoot aya wo bhola
ke agar tm log samandar me kuch aisa penko ke wo main
dhoond na sakoo to main tum logo ko zinda chor dunga
agar nahi to mardalo ga Panjabi ne apna watch pehenka
bhoot dhoond kar le aya aur usay mar dia
pathan ne apni chadar bhoot ne dhonda aur usay bee
mardala
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Zubeeda apa ne desprin penki wo pani mein hul ho gae aur bhoot
usay dhoond nahi paya aur usay zinda chor dia’

”ZUBAIDA AAPA

”ZUBAIDA AAPA
Ki Liyari Men Entry Band.

Waja?
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BALOCHO K
Baal Seedhy Krne Ka
Koi Totka Nahi Diya.??

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/ Jao Rrhe Aapa”

Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho

‘Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho gaye wahan
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
lakin
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
aur
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us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
“Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo”.. 😀

Appa is back

1 liter petrol

‘”1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle beer
ka same rate ho gaya hy

Faisla app ka hai…

“Jhoom lain…
Ya
“Ghoom lain!’

‘Zubeda Aapa Arz karti hyn

‘Zubeda Aapa Arz karti hyn

Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka
Choolha jalta hy

Wah wa wa..
Agay tou Sunyn janab

Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka Choolha jalta hy
Tery Ishq k Pakory hum Talty hyn Jismy SHAN Masala Dalta hy

Kia bat hy…
loot lia yaar’

‘Goldn words!

‘Goldn words!

Agr koi Apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd kr
leta hai to yaad rkho
“Kundi 2no tarf hoti hai….
Tusi baarun laa k nass jao…

Zubaida aapa k esi ki tesi waly totkey…. :-D’

‘Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay

‘Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay
1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me
rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi.

(Eid k moqa par Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka)’

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