Lerkiyon Ko
Kala Dupata, Kala Labas
Kala Nikab, Kaly Juty
Kali Jurabein, Kali Poni
Kali Churiyan Pasand Hoti Hain.
Lekin Kala Lerka Keyu Nahi Hota
Masali Media sy bat krty krty
Roo Pera. Keya ya Khula Tazad Nahi??
Lerkiyon Ko
Lerkiyon Ko
Kala Dupata, Kala Labas
Kala Nikab, Kaly Juty
Kali Jurabein, Kali Poni
Kali Churiyan Pasand Hoti Hain.
Lekin Kala Lerka Keyu Nahi Hota
Masali Media sy bat krty krty
Roo Pera. Keya ya Khula Tazad Nahi??
I’m not Single and
I’m not Committed..
I’m simply on reserve,
for the one who deserves.
Lerki: Ya jo samny lerka betha hai
wo mujhe aik ghanty sy pareshan kr raha hai.
Waiter: Lekin wo to ap ki terf dekh he nahi raha.
Lerki: Yehi to pareshani hai.
Dear Boyz..
When a girl sends U a request
It means she wants to be UR friend
not UR girlfriend!
Dear Girlz..
When A boy sends U a request.
It means he wants to be UR friend
not UR Brother.
She:
janU whatsApp Pe aO nAw…<3
He:
Abhi Ata hOon Speed Me…
She:
Aww MeLa Fast And Furious JanU… 🙂
Girl:Aapko Meri Khubsorti Zayada
Achi Lagti Ha Ya Aqalmandi?
Boy:Mujhey To Tumhari Ye Mazaaq Ki
Aadat Bohot Achi Lagti Ha.
BoY : 😒Ro kyu rhi ho..??
GaL : 😩 Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai…
BoY : 😒Bata kitne aaye hai..??
GaL : 😫Sirf 88% ..
Boy : 😡 Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!
Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Sune Gaye Kuch Dialogs
Boy: “Please Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo”
Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo”
Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho”
Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega”
Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur”
Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi”
Boy: “Please Yaar, Thora Aur Karne Do
Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga“
Larki: Shop Keeper se
Koi Aesa Valentine Day Card hai Jis p likh ho,
“Tum Mera Pehla or Akhri Pyar ho?”
Shop keeper G hain..hai
Larki:Thek hai Aesay 20 Card de do!:*
Larki: Valentine Day qareeb hai, Tum mujhe kya gift do g
Larka Tumhe kya chahye
Larki: 1 Ring
Larka: Theek hai myn Ring don ga
lekin Phone mat uthana warna balance cut jaye ga!
:*
Larki: , Mere liye kya Gift laye ho?
Larka: Wo road p laal rang ki car daikh rahi ho na
Larki (Khush ho k),Kya ye mera Gift hai?
LarkaL Nahi Pagal!
Issi rang ki Nail Polish laya hon!
:*
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life
Without U Life Iss Cloudy
U R Inn My Heart Like Rainy Water 4r Barren LaNd
Girl: Janu Iss It Proposaal Or Weather Report?.
Girl: Main abhi abhi beauty parlour se aa rahi hun
Boy: Array! Array aaj bhi band tha kiya??