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Teacher aur Student

Teacher
Pen ko jumlay main istemaal kro
Studen
My Pen-is in your hand

ap bhe na kya samajh gaye wo prn
ke darmyan space dena bhool gaya tha

Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Sune Gaye Kuch Dialogs

Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Sune Gaye Kuch Dialogs

Boy: “Please Karne Do Na”

Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo”

Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na”

Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo”

Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho”

Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega”

Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur”

Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi”

Boy: “Please Yaar, Thora Aur Karne Do

Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga“

May God Bless Your Dirty Mind

Fill In The Blanks:
1. “Boo_s ?”
2. “_ _ndom ?”
3. “F_ _ K ?”
4. “P_ N_s ?”
5. “Pu_s_ ?”
Answer:
1. “Books”
2. “Random”
3. “Fork”
4. “Pants”
5. “Pulse ”
“May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”

Hindi Funny Double Meaning SMS

Boy: Andar Gaya
Girl: Ha! Gaya
Boy: Dukha Keya
Girl: Zara Bhi Nahi
Boy: Aur Ek Bar
Girl: Ab is Mein Dalo
Boy: Acha Laga
Girl: Ha Bohot
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Boy: OK Madam ka Sandal Pack Kro.

Double Meaning

18+
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Kitni speed se neechay ae ho
Gandy SMS main karta nahi
Ye btao NIC banwa lia k nahi ?

Any GueSs !!?

iSi KoN Si WeBSiTe JeSay LaRKay
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LaRKiyaN ChupKay ChupKay OpEn KaR
K DehKTay !!!?
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Any GueSs !!?
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ExaM K ReSuLT SiTe

Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.

Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se
Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
Socho ….. Nhi Malum???
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School Ki Ghanti”
Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.
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Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya
hota hai ???
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Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!
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Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai, Kyun ki
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar. deti hai
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I m talking about Roti
Kamino Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega…

Tumhe ptaa aaj kyaa hua ?

She – Tumhe ptaa aaj kyaa hua ?
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He – Nae kya hua ??
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She – Aaj humaarey area me
Ek black color ki Gaand aa gayi thi !!
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He – Haaye .. wtf ?
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She -Ooo sorry sorry
I mean saand aa gyaa tha !!
He – :'(

Double Meaning…….

Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
OR
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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“Shopping”
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KAKA teri Soch nhi badl
Skdi…

Double Meaning SMS

Ghar ke bahar ladka ladki se
romantic batien kerte hue:
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“Jaanu ab andar chalein?
Kab tak hum TEENO aaise hi
khade rahenge?”
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jisko samajh aaya LIKE
maaro…..baaki pogo dekho…

1 train me Katrina… Double Meaning Hindi SMS

1 train me Katrina
without ticket travel kr
rhi
thi..
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Usne saree pehni thi..
T.T. Ne usse 100 rs fine
liye..
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Aiswarya ne jeans pehni
thi,
usse 75 rs fine liye..
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Karina ne skirt pehni thi,
usse 50 rs fine liye..
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Par Sunny Leone se kuch nai
liya..
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Why.. ??
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Q ki… Uske pas ticket
tha.
soch badlo desh badlega

Saccha pyar wo nahi

Saccha pyar wo nahi jisme dil tut jaye…
Saccha pyar wo hai jisme palang tut jaye..!!

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