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Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese Larki aye ge

Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Larki aye ge jo app ko
Pyar se chahe ge
Pyar se dekhi ge
Ap ko bohat pyar de ge
Ap se pyar mange gi
Ur
App ko kiss kr k khe ge
“I LOVE U PAPA”

A young girl after her honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

To satisfy girl

By expecting a Negative Answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

SHE WENT INTO THE SWIMMING POOL

sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.
sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.
SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME…
HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.
THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY…
AND SAID…
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“ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!”

What is a Girl?

German:A cigrate when finished drop it
French:A BOTTLE of WINE when empty break it
Pthan: AUDIO CASETTE when side A is finished use side B.

a lady wanted to go to Toilet so

In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,

SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.

Girl would do when they are locked up in a room

Can U Imagine What Will an One year Old boy
And Girl would do when they are locked up in a room.
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Guess
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Still Thinking
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What else an one year children can do,
They would simply start crying .
I Know what all yr dirty mind is mind is thinking.

ask about his pregnant wife

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”

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