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Us ne kaha or dabao,

Us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya,
us
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir
dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir
dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na SUIT CASE band…… 😛

AAP Bhi Khaiye Na….

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete Se Gusse Me Bola:
” Gadha, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
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Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:”
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AAP Bhi Khaiye Na….

Boy& Girl Along in a Car..!

Boy& Girl Along in a Car..!
Girl:
Aaj Main Tumhen Wo jagah Dikhaoon
gi Jahan Sy Mera Doodh Aata Ha.!
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Boy Gets Excited
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Girl:
Wo dakho”HAJI”MilK SHOP”:-D
ALLAh Waalyo!
Kehrry Paasy turR Paey O??”

Muje to Express News Wali

Muje to Express News Wali larki se
dar lagta hai. .
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“Faraz”
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Kehti Hai:
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“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo Hum
Dikhatay Hen..!
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Touba,Touba..! 😀

Bor ho rhy O,

Bor ho rhy O,
chlo utho
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Zip kholo
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kholo na
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Andar hath dalo
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Sharmao nai
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Dalo
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dalo na
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ab Bag se Book nikalo
OR prho NALAIQO.
Kabi acha B Soch liya
kro.
Hans mt agy send KR…

‘A woman realising AFTER a Long Long

‘A woman realising AFTER a Long Long
search on Google that
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Phillip’s 21 inch was actually a TV 😉

samjhdar send kare,
jinko nahi samjha vo POGO dekhe :D’

Ek-kiss key bad kya ata ha.

Ek-kiss key bad kya ata ha.
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Ek-kiss (21) key bad ba-iss (22) ata ha

Dunya badal jaey gey magar tumharey soch nai….:p

Bacha Paida Hone Per Dost

‘Bacha Paida Hone Per Dost Ne Choosni Gift Ki
Baap:

Yaar Itna Chota Bacha Choosni Nahi Peeta

Dost:
Ye Us K Liye Nahi
Tere Liye Hai . . .
wellcome back pogo……’

Pyar K 2 Andaz Hoty Hain…

Pyar K 2 Andaz Hoty Hain…

1=Pyar pana.
2=Pyar karna.

Pyar pany k Liye Naseeb chahye.
OR
Pyar Karny K lye Jagha….

POgO PLZ

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai…

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se
kehta hai Mai
apko kesa lagta hun….??
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Miss: so sweet
. Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju……??
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Miss: wo q ??
. Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye…;)
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Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O
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Baccha .
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Tution padhane ke liye…, miss aap
bhi na Qasam
se TV dekh dekh k kharab ho gai
hain…

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha

nachna

gana

khelna

kodna

uff

bahar jana

geelay pan ka dar….

Phr mjy mila

bas 25 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me b azadi se apna mobile hr wqt
apne 7 rkh skti or enjoy kr skti hn:-)

Lekin 1 dafa phr apki soch ko salam hy…..!

Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi

‘GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi

BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya kruga?

GIRL:Tm Dosri kulfi Le Lena

Maza Awami Kha Badami.’

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