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‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.

‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.

Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo

Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo

Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo

Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo

Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.

(OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)’

Wo kon sa time hota hy

‘Wo kon sa time hota hy

jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy

or

orat chahti hy k wo karta rahy

‘SHOPING’

kaky tere soch ko salam hy’

‘Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga

‘Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga

Mainy libas apna utar dia

Or tre Jism se lipat gya

Yehi mera kam hy

SANI-PLAST mra naam hy:)
Teri Soch ko Salam hy.’

Larka or larki ki shadi hui

‘*. .1 Larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi

un

ka
bacha
hua

khana
kharab hogya.
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’

Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi,

‘Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi,
Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.

Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?

Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.

Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.

Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.

UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein

“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”’

‘Raat k 1 bjay

‘Raat k 1 bjay
1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya

usay bed pe litaya

phr
kamre ki lite buja di
b.v k pas gaya
or

so gya
Sorry ma gande msg nai bhejta.’

‘Hi… Meri jaan,

‘Hi…
Meri jaan,
.
.
.
.
.
Nikal rahi hai garmi se…:-)

or log pata nahi kya kya smaj lety hain:-)’

‘Agr Apko 22 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr

‘Agr Apko 22 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr
Salam Kry To Apko Uski Kia Cheez Nazar Ayegi?

Uski Achi Tarbiyat
bhai,, tri isi Soch ki wja se barish nhi ho rhi:-)’

Bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai

‘Question :
Bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai
Jise wo Dabane nahi deti aur admi
Subah 0 Sham dabana chahta hai ?

?

Bolo,

socho !

Ans :

“Uska GALA”

Teri is soch ki wja say hi mulk k halaat khraab hain.’

‘Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui.

‘Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui.

Girl: may exams may pass honay kay liya
kuch bhi karun ge.

Professor:
acha.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Idhar aao.
Meray paas betho.
.
.
.
Our
.
.

.
.
Books khol kar tayyari karo.

Un dino bohat darr lagta tha

‘Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha
Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna
Uff
Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra

Phr mujy mila
Bs rs 20 ka

MOBILE COVER
Ab barish mei apne pass rkh skti hou ‘

‘When a MANGO is Yellow

‘When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready to SUCK.
&
When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for.
.
.
.
.
.
.
NADRA I.D CARD!
(Lekn tohadi soch nu slam)’

‘Girls misuse it!

‘Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That’s SMILE
Keep Smiling..’

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