‘In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!’
‘In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
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‘What’s An Average 6 Inch Long
‘What’s An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE’
‘1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
‘1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..’
Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary!’
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo,
‘GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo,
main Choson gi
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
Tum
Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P 😉
‘SAb kEhte hAiN
‘SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,
Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??
1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;-)’
‘Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
‘Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
Ki
Bhains Ka …=P;-):-P’
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo
‘BHARWA
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)’
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay
‘Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;-)’
‘Fill in the blanks
‘Fill in the blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =P ;)’
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
‘Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;
Hamesha Ganda Sochna’
Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho?
‘Uffff
Kya
Karr
Rahe
Ho?
Plz
Aisa
Mat
Karo
…
Please
Mat
Karo
…
Maine
Kaha
Na
Plz
Aisa
Nahi
……
Aur
Mat
Dabao
….
are
Neeche
Kyun
Jaa
Rahe
Ho??
Maine
Kaha
Ho
Jayega
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….
….
Plz
hu
Jayega
…
Aheste
….
Kaha
Tha
Mat
Karo
Aisa
…
Ab
Ho
Gaya
Na
….
Message
Khatam
!!!’
‘kise ke madad waqt us
‘kise ke madad waqt us ke aankhon main mat dekho ho
sakta hy us ke shrminda aankhen
tumhary dil main goroor paida kr den’