After 4 years, 60 Subjects, 20 Seminars,
100 Vivas, 2 Projects, 50 Assignments &
2000 lectures.
The Only Thing I Remember is “MY Roll Number”.

Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm aur pardhai k liye
Ae Maullim hum hain terey shukarguzar!

The most awesome engineers
are those who are back benchers
but don’t have any back.

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lagta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

An engineering student
to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I
have got knowledge,
I can sit in society.
What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.