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I WAS TALKINGABOUT OXYGEN…

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It”s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON”T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

We”ve known each other

We”ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

For mirinda “vivek”

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don”t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!

I want to suck you…

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat”s how u…eat an ice cream.

When things go wrong

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

If ever in your life

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from

Your Own Stupid!!!

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…

” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?”

EYE SPECIALIST

In your life, when you wake up & don”t see any one, then come to me, i”ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

If u don”t mind

If u don”t mind

If u don”t feel bad

If don”t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon…

Roses are Red

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You…

This cat, is cat, a cat,

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

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