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Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho,

Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
ALLAH Kare Humari Dosti Itni Gahre Ho Ki
Naukari Tum Karo Aur Salary Meri Ho!

Hamne bhi kabhi pyaar kiya tha,

Hamne bhi kabhi pyaar kiya tha,
Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,
Badal gayi jindagi tab,
Jab usne kaha arey pagal maine
to mazak kiya tha…

Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.

Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan
kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye….

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein,
Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho

Dosti ek sagar hai aur dost machhaliya hai,

Dosti ek sagar hai aur dost
machhaliya hai,
Mai tume mere dil mai sambhalkar
rakhunga,
Par agar tumne dur jane ki
koshish ki To,
khuda kasam pani se nikal kar
billi ko de dunga

Judge – You are crossing the limits.

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun
‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost
Jhakaas ho tum..!!

Meri shadi se pahle 20 ,.

Pati shadi ke baad:
Meri shadi se pahle 20
girlfrnds reh chuki hain..

Patni:
Mujhay pata tha k jb KUNDLI
mili hai to adatain bhi zaroor
milti hongi

Ek Baat Mujhe Raat Bher.,.,

Ek Baat Mujhe Raat Bher
Soney Nahi Deti…
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Akkar Bakkar Bumbey Bow
80+90 = Keven 100???

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<)( _//_ It Should Be 170 Na.....?

Traffic Police Wala Buriya.,.,

Traffic Police Wala Buriya
Sy: Main Kitni Dair Sy Siti
Baja Raha Tha, Ap Ruki Q
Nahi?

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Buriya: Beta Siti Sun Kar
Ab Rukne Ki Meri Umer
Nahi Rahi.
(“.”) Wah
<)(\ Amman G _||_ Tussi V…

Sirf is SMS perhne wale ki.,.,

NAME:
katrina kaif
Dt.of Brth:
16/07/82
WEIGHT:51 kgs
HEIGHT:5’9″
COLOR:Whitish
BIRTH PLACE:
England
DREAM:
Behan banu gi to
Sirf is SMS perhne wale ki

beta shadi k din susraal.,.,

Pitaji: beta shadi k din susraal
wale scuter den to Car mangna,
computer de to Laptop mangna,
dukaan de to ghr mangna.
Beta: Pitaji larki de to uski maa maang loon.

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