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Good for health

GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty,
LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy,
WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.

Namo-namo patni maharani

Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhri mahima koi na jani.
Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave.
Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove.
Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi.
Patni chalisha jo nar gave, sab such chhod param dukh paave.

Chand mat kahiye

Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.

All about marriage

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Aare o sambha!

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.

A law permit

Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!

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