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Don’t think of yourself as

Don’t think of yourself as
and ugly person.
Think of yourself as
a beautiful monkey.

National Anthem National Flag

National Anthem
National Flag
National Flower
National Sport
.
K bad Pesh e Khidmat Hai.
National Dua.
“Ya Allah Light Ajay”

When a Woman says “What”

When a Woman says “What”
It’s not because she didn’t
hear you. She’s giving you
a chance to change what you said.

The only person who can

The only person who can Order a Woman
2 Stop Talking
And In Reply
,
She gave Smile 2 him,
,
,
,
He Is,,,
,
,
A Photographer…:-)

The person you are trying to reach
is out of body. Please try again later.
After I have my coffee.

your world is spinning around

If ur world is spinning around
n
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
.
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure.

Do not brush after meals divided

Mother : – Do not brush after meals divided today ..
Bubly : – y mother .. ??
Mother : – is so expensive 2 eat onions ,
People should walk around 2 know.

In English Class

In English Class..
“One day our country will be corruption free.”
Which tense is it?
Future Impossible Tense.

Have you done 2 of the most

Good Morning Dear.
Have you done 2 of the most important
things when U woke up today?
1- Pray, so that you may live..
2- Take a bath so that others may live too.

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