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Bachpanka wo Yad-gar Lamha

Bachpanka wo Yad-gar Lamha
Jb Ami Kehti Thi
Beta Time Kiya Howa Hai
Or Main Kehta Tha
Choti Sui 10 per or Bari Sui 2 per hai.

Sheikh Ki Biwi Bemar Thi

Sheikh Ki Biwi Bemar Thi,
Light Nahi Thi To Es Ny
Candle Jala Di Or Bola:
Doctor Ko Leny Jaraha Hn,
Agar Tumhein Lagy K Tum Nahi
Bacho gi to plz Candle Bujha Dena.

Aik Lerky ny Lerki Ko Propose

Aik Lerky ny Lerki Ko Propose Keya!!
Lerki ny Lerky Ko Khub Mara!
Utha K mara
Chapal sy mara
Pathron sy mara
Ghaseet k mara
Lerka Utha or Kapry Jhaar Kr Boola
To main phr inkar samjho

Co-Education mein 2 Tarah

Co-Education mein 2 Tarah K log Hoty Hain.
1- Jin Ko Degree Mil Jaati Hai
2- Jin Ko Rishta Mil Jaata Hai ๐Ÿ™‚

Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bemar Bethy

Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bemar Bethy Hain
Hazaron Mar Gy Lakho Teyar Bethy Hain
Barbad Kr K Apni Taleem Lerkiyon K Pechy
Phr Kehty Hain K,
Molvi Sahab Dua Krein Berozgar Bethy Hain.

Aik Pagal dosary Pagal sy

Aik Pagal dosary Pagal sy:
Aik dafa mere uper sy bus
guzar gae thi.
Dosara Pagal: To Phir Kiya
Howa?
Pehla Pagal: wo to Acha Howa
uper pul tha warna main Mar
Jata. ๐Ÿ™‚

Cousins at weddings be like

Cousins at weddings be like
-Tum Bhag k naan or raita le ana
-Main bottiyan daal laon ga
-Ali tu botlain or chawal utha lain.

Faasla naa rakein!

Faasla naa rakein!
Agar pyaar ho bhi gaya,
Tou kaunsa Ami Abu man Jayenge?

Insan ka Pajama Beshak Dheela

Insan ka Pajama Beshak Dheela Ho Jaye
Mager Insan ka Character Kabhi Dheela
Nahi Hona Chahiye…!!!
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wo gourement teacher ho

Ager kesi k bal bikhare howy hon,
Or es k kapry bhi istari na hon,
To ya hergiz mat sochna k wo gareeb hai,
Hosakta hai wo gourement teacher ho or
Esy school sy chutiyan hon.

Ek Chappl aur padi…

Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota
baithne ke liye hota hai.

Son:Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye
nhi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai…

Ek Chappl aur padi…

Tarika Das Tarika

Judge:Tum py ilzam hy k tum Ny 10 sal Sy Apni
BIVI Ko Dara Dhamka K Apny Control Ma Rkha hua
Hy.

Mulzim: Lekin Sir

Judge: Na Na Safai Nai,
Tarika Das Tarika

Lerka paise urany laga hai

Maa: Suno G!!
Lerka paise urany laga hai
Jahan chupati hon dhond leta hai.
Baap: Kaminy ki kitab me rakh do,
Exam tak nahi dhond saky ga. ๐Ÿ˜›

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