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Doodh bech K balance daal lena
Balance Daal Lena
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80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Wah wah
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80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain.:D
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/ / yaar tusi mirasi lagdy ty ni
GAPPAY K mu wali
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oL GAPPAY
K mu wali kbi sms B kr liya kr,
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Tujhy Laga Good Morning hai?
time vaikhaya eee. . :p
Arz Kiya Hai…
“Yu na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo,”
“Yu na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo,”
Jab SMS hi nahi Karna to,
Mobile Bech Kar Kinno lelo:-
HAPPY ORANGE Season….
ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai
ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai
ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai
Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai
pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai
1 kanjoos dosray say:
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat.
Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi
Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi
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Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya
Baba Ne Kaha K Tm Pr JIN Ka Saya Hy
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Kisi KANJOOS Ko SMS kARO
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Thank God
Ab Acha Feel Horaha Hy.
Aaj mere pass Mobile hy
Aaj mere pass
Mobile hy
Number hy
Charger hy
Battery hy
Balance hy
Tumhare pass kiya hy?
Hy koi msg?
To bhej do
Agar nahi to
Mobile bech do.
*Mubarak ho*
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!!!!!
*Mubarak ho*
SMS na kaRNe pe
Aapko
Award
of “Kanjoosi” 2012
diya jata ha.
Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha
khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har
khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle
service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen
paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye
Kya lekar aye thay?
Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.