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## Sarda G Math K Teacher

Sardar g: Khali Katory Mein
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy

Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hein?

Sardar g: Main Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Main Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay.

## this is for lovers

When someone says that “Nothing can
be more complicated than Love”,
.
.
.
Throw Maths Text Books on their face!

## Solve Interesting Math Question

Green beans cost \$0.89 per pound
Wax beans cost \$0.99 per pound
How much will 3 pounds of each
kind cost altogether?

Choice:

A: \$0.89
B: \$0.99
C: \$2.67
D: \$5.64

## Prove dat 2/10=2!

Prove dat 2/10=2!
japanese student:wrong question
indian student:nahi ho sakta
american student:it’s strange ,how is it possible?
!
pakistani student:TWO/TEN = WO/EN T se T cancel.
[W=23rd letter,
O=15th letter,
/
E=5th letter,
N=14th letter] so
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
dedicate to all pakistani students!!!!!!!!!!!

## ‘Here is a mathematical rule

‘Here is a mathematical rule:
Expectations from Allah 100%
+
Expectations from Duniya 0%=
100% No Disappointments.

## Let’s Suppose the Box is Open.,.,

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

## Ab 11-11-2011 Ki Bharpoor Kamyabi K Bad.,.,

Ab 11-11-2011 Ki Bharpoor
Kamyabi K Bad is hi month
mein pesh krty hein,
Din or Saal Dono Ayk Sath
Yani 20-11-2011
Kuch Samjhe
(20-11)-2011

## Ab noble prize kiss ko millay.,.,

9 * 1 = 9
9 * 2 = 18 1+8=9
9 * 3 = 27 2+7=9
9 * 4 = 36 3+6=9
9 * 5 = 45 4+5=9
9 * 6 = 54 5+4=9
9 * 7 = 63 6+3=9
9 * 8 = 72 7+2=9
9 * 9 = 81 8+1=9
9 * 10= 90 9+0=9
9 * 11= 99 9+9=18 1+8=9
9 * 12= 108 1+0+8=9
9 * 13= 117 1+1+7=9
jahan tak phi multiplay
karna karloo magar jawab
9 hi aayee ga ab noble
prize kiss ko millay.

## 2011 is Fundamental Mathematical.,.,

2011 is
Fundamental
Mathematical
Operation year of
‘1’