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Sarda G Math K Teacher

Sardar g: Khali Katory Mein
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy

Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hein?

Sardar g: Main Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Main Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay.

this is for lovers

When someone says that “Nothing can
be more complicated than Love”,
.
.
.
Throw Maths Text Books on their face!

Solve Interesting Math Question

Green beans cost $0.89 per pound
Wax beans cost $0.99 per pound
How much will 3 pounds of each
kind cost altogether?

Choice:

A: $0.89
B: $0.99
C: $2.67
D: $5.64

Prove dat 2/10=2!

Prove dat 2/10=2!
japanese student:wrong question
indian student:nahi ho sakta
american student:it’s strange ,how is it possible?
!
pakistani student:TWO/TEN = WO/EN T se T cancel.
[W=23rd letter,
O=15th letter,
/
E=5th letter,
N=14th letter] so
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
pakistani nvr ask k answer kia hai?
they only ask answer kia le kr ana hai?
dedicate to all pakistani students!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s Suppose the Box is Open.,.,

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

Ab noble prize kiss ko millay.,.,

9 * 1 = 9
9 * 2 = 18 1+8=9
9 * 3 = 27 2+7=9
9 * 4 = 36 3+6=9
9 * 5 = 45 4+5=9
9 * 6 = 54 5+4=9
9 * 7 = 63 6+3=9
9 * 8 = 72 7+2=9
9 * 9 = 81 8+1=9
9 * 10= 90 9+0=9
9 * 11= 99 9+9=18 1+8=9
9 * 12= 108 1+0+8=9
9 * 13= 117 1+1+7=9
jahan tak phi multiplay
karna karloo magar jawab
9 hi aayee ga ab noble
prize kiss ko millay.

2011 is Fundamental Mathematical.,.,

2011 is
Fundamental
Mathematical
Operation year of
‘1’
1+1=2 Add
1-1=0 Sub
1*1=1 Mul
1/1=1 Div
=2011
Plz dont force me 4
Nobel prize
Sirf aik MSG the inbox
me tjhe kr dia.