Tahir Shah Ka Gaana
Or Pappu Ka Tanah
Dono Hi Bardash Sy Bahir Hain.

Uncle:
Beta Shaadi Kb kr Rhy Hu??

Pappu:
Mery ek Brhy Bhai Ummarried Hen
Un K Baad.

Uncle:
Tmhra To Koi Brha Bhai ni He,Kis ki
Baat Kr Rhy Hu Tm??

Pappu:
Salma Bhai

Teacher Pappu sy: Jawani or Burhapy me keya difference hai?
Pappu masomiyat sy: Miss wo jawani me mobile me hasino
k number hoty hain or burhapy me hakimo k. 😀

Pappu Machar sy: Din mein keyu kat rahe ho.
Machar: Sahab overtime kr raha hon.
Maa Baap bohot bemar hain.
Gher me jawan behen hai or lerky walo ny
jahaiz me 1 liter blood mang lea hai. hahaha 😀
Happy Summer Season

Chemistry Teacher:
What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
Pappu: Kiss
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss

Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me
and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.
Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!

Pappu class me gadha le Aaya,
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Mam: “Ise kyo leke Aaye ho?
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Pappu: “Mam Aap hi to kehti hai,
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K me bade bade gadho ko
insan bana deti hu,
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Lo ab bana kar dikhao,

Pappu :”Mujhe zeher dena
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Chemist :”Pehele Doctor se
likhwa k lao
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Pappu apni shaadi ka card
dikhata hai
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Chemist :”Bus kar bhai
rulayega kya
Bata badi bottle du ya
chotii
Hehehehe

3rd Class Mein Madam Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Madam: “ABCD Likho”

Pappu Ne Likh Di

A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Madam Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BF CD Kaha Hai?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai,

Aap ko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“