Aik Pathan
Pakistan Ka Flag Lene Aik Shop Par Gaya
Usne Dukandar Se Kaha Ke
Pakistan Ka Flag Dikhao
Dukandar Ne Flag Dikhaya
To Pathan Ne Aik Aisi Baat Ki
Jisse Dukandar Ko Gussa Aagaya
Guess Pathan Ne Kya Kaha Hoga??
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Pathan Said:
Yaara Isme or Colour Dikhao
Ek Pathan Saudia Arab gaya,
Wahan naswar khate huwe
Police Wale ne pakar liya.
Police Wale ne kaha:
ياشيخ هذا كل نسوارون من”
“اشياه خبيث و غليظ و حرام
Pathan (rote huwe Police Wale
ke galay lag gaya) Or kaha:
Mujhe aaj pata chala k naswar
khany ki b dua hoti h 😉
Pathan: Yaar mere liye kesi achi
si larki ka rishta bata.
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
Pathan: Yaar kesi bhi qoum ki ho
bus parhi likhi honi chahie 🙂
Pathan Apni girlfriend se:
Hum 30 Behn Bhai Hain
Lerki: Keya Aap K gher family
planning wale nahi aate?
Pathan: Aye Thay School Samjh K
Wapis Chale Gy.
Pathan Wife Se:
Meri T-Shirt Ulti Karke Pres Karna
PAthan Ny 1 Ghanty Baad Pocha T-Shirt
Press Hoi..
Wife:
Koshish Kar Rahi Hun Per Mujhe Ulti Nahi aa Rahi 😀
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia,
owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro,
yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,
lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara,
Phir Doosra,
Phir 3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan:
Aaj Hum Ne Package Karwaya Howa Hai.
Pathan apna rishta dakhny gaya…
ghr walo ny dono ko akely chor diya…
PAthan:
baji ap log kitny bhai bhan ha…
larki gusy Sy:
Paly 8 thy ab 9 ho gay ha….
Teacher: Dunya Mein Kitny Bare-azam Hain?
Pathan: Four
Teacher: Kon Kon Sy?
Pathan:
1- Quaid-e-Azam
2- Mughal-e-Azam
3- Sikandar-e-Azam
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam 😀
Kutta Mar Gaya Razai Me
Main Pagal Hon Teri Judai Me
Pani Mein Machar Ter Nai Sakta
Pathan Tere Bin Reh Nai Sakta 🙂
Pathan:
jitni Naswar Hy sab Dy Do
Dukandar:
Itni Saari Naswar ka kya kro gay?
Pathan:
Molvi Sahab Ny kaha hai Qayamat Aane
wali hy Apna Apna Bandobast Kar Lo!
Teacher:Tell me the names of 10
chemical elements?
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pathan:
Oxgen,Chiorine,
Florine,Bromeen,
Noreen,Ambreen,
Samreen,Nasreen,
Parveen & Yasmeen!
GEo Pathan…. =D
1 Pathan ko Rozay me Bohat piyaas lagi.
Paas Batha 1 Admi Paani pe raha Tha.
Pathan ne Ghussay se Asman ki Taraf dakha
Or Bola:
ya Allah Agaar”Isko Hamne jannat Me Dakha
to Iski khar nahi.