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1 Pathan Lahore se Apni B.V

1 Pathan Lahore se Apni B.V ko call krta hy

Nokrani phone Utha leti hy

Pathan: Begam Saheba Se Baat krwao

Nokrani: Wo to Sahab k Sath So Rhi hn

Pthan: kiyaaa?

Sahab to main hon

Nokrani: Ab me kya kru G?

Pthan: Maar de Un dono ko

Nokrani: Is tarah to mujy Jail ho jaye gi

Pthan:
Main tmhara Visa bhej Rha hon tum England bhag jana

Nokrani ne 2no ko mar dia.

Nokrani: Ab Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan: Ghar k peechy jo Nadi hy us me phenk k Airport Aajao

Nokrani: Ghar k peechy to koi Nadi nhi hy

Pathan: To kya ye 0324***** numbr nhi hy?
Nokrani: Nahi…
Pathan: ohh Sorry
WRoNg NuMBeR…

Yar kal Rat 3 ghante English

‘Pathan:
Yar kal Rat 3 ghante English Film dekhi
Us main Na koi Banda tha Na koi Awaz…

DosT:
Film ka Nam kya tha?

Pathan:”NO DISC”‘

‘Pathan’s Wife:

‘Pathan’s Wife:
Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon,
Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay?

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.

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Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya.’

PATHAN Naqli Note Lekar

PATHAN Naqli Note Lekar
Shop Pr Surf Lene Gaya,

SHOP KEEPER:
Is Mein Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Nahi Hai

PATHAN:
Topi Meili Pari Hai
Usi K Liye To Surf Lene Aya Hon.

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

Police officer to Pathan:

Police officer to Pathan:
Tum humko janta nahi hy.
Hum yahan ka DSP hai.

Pathan:
Tum DSP hy.To hum CSW hy.

Police:
Ye CSW kia hy

Pathan:
CHAPPAL SILAI WALA..!

Pathan in Lift..

Pathan in Lift..
Girl= mehnga perfume laga k lift me
ayi, or Pathan ko akad k boli
Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:)
2nd girl ayi=Jasmeen
perfume”Rs.7000 …:)
achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell
aayi
dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
or Pathan ko dekhne
Lagi…
Pathan with smile:-
“Muli “14 Rupey Kilo……:)

‘American Pathan se: Tumhen Tairna ata h?

‘American Pathan se: Tumhen Tairna ata h?
Pathan: Nahi

Amrican: Tum Se to kutta Acha he jo Tair Laita he,

Pathan: Tumhen Tairna ata he?
Amrican: Yes

Pathan: Phir Tum Me Aor kutte me kia FaraQ He.
(,”) ;,
/);-) wah khan
// Aj to Dil Khush Kr Diya….’

‘Ek Päthän Lades ward me admit ho gya

‘Ek Päthän Lades ward me admit ho gya
Nurs:
Tmko sharm ni aati ye ladies ward h aur tm yahan agae ho
Päthän bola
Shrm kaisi
Hm to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha’

PATHAN ko ek jadoo ka chiragh mila

PATHAN ko ek jadoo ka chiragh mila
Us ne us ko ragra to ek JIN nikla

Jin ne kaha:
Teen khuwahishen batao

Pathan:
1_ Khobsorat aalishan ghr ho..

Ghr aa gaya

Pathan:
2_ Ghr main bht ameer log rehte hon.

Log aa gaye!

Pathan:
3_ Ab is ghr main hum ko chokidar lagwa do.
Jin:lakh lanat teri zindagi te.:-)

Ek shadi me pathan ek table pr baitha,

Ek shadi me pathan ek table pr
baitha,
Chwal k sath murgha b rakha gya.
Pathan ne dekha k murgha dusre ki
traf hai.
OR
Chawal pathan ki traf…
Pathan ne us table ko ghuma k
murgha apni traf kia.

Admin:Ya ap kya kr rahey ho?

pathan:Oye kaafir ka bacha iski
tangen Qibley ki traf thi…

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