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Radio Or Akhbar me kya farq hy?

Pathan se kisi ne Pocha:Radio
Or Akhbar me kya farq hy?

Khan:(Boht Sochny k bad Dekho
Yara)

Baat hy Smjhny ki,
Ab Radio me ap Rotiyan to
nhi Lipait skty na?

aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….

Danday pe

Teacher to Pathan;
Batao Pakitan ka jhanda
sub se pehle kaha lagaya
gya?

Pathan:
Boht dair Soch ny k bad bola:

Danday pe;-)

Pathan:Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali Hai.

Pathan:Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do
Larai Hone Wali Hai.

Peen K Bad

Ek Glass Or Dy
Larai Hone Wali Hy.

Juice Wala:Larai Kb Hogi?

Pathan:Jb Tu Paise MAnge Ga.

‘PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA 2 DIN BAD

‘PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA 2 DIN
BAD JANG SHURU HOGAI PATHAN K
HELMET PE GOLI LAGI PATHAN GUN
PHAINK K BHAG GYA OR BOLA

AQALMAND K LIYE ISHARA E KAFI HAI’

Wedding Night…

Wedding Night…
Pathan Room mai Jatay he ap wife se bola…!
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Gul Bano,
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Bhag mat jana hum PEPSI sath ly kr aya hai…. :

Pathan Public Toilet mei gya to

Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha
Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

1 pathan building se gira,

1 pathan building se gira,

Doctor Ye marr chuka hai,

Pathan achank uth or bola:
Mei zinda hon,

2nd pathan:
Tu leta reh tujhe doctor se
ziada pta hy kya

1 Pathan Doosre Se:

1 Pathan Doosre Se:
Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna
K Indicators jal Rahe Hain
Ya Nahi?
Doosra Pathan Bahar Dekh K:
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Haan, Nahi, Haan, Nahi, Haan,
Nahi, Haan, Nahi.

Pathan khouf zadda ho k bemar hgya,

Pathan khouf zadda ho k
bemar hgya,
kisi ne poch khan kia
howa hai?

Pathan:-Yara kal hmara
classfelow ka intiqal
hogya,
uska Roll NO.45 tha or
hmara 46 hy.

1 pathan P.C.O gaya ,.

1 pathan P.C.O gaya or
jaate he shop waaLe ko
3 zordaar thaper maare..

Shop pe Likha tha,,

koi b ptcL number dial
karne se pehle 3 Lagaen.

Geo pathan..

2 Pathans in NEW YORK drinking Hot

2 Pathans in NEW YORK drinking Hot
dog for the earliest moment.

Pathan1: open the bucks, looks indoors,

believe mortified and asks Pathan2,

“Which component of the dog do you contract?”

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