What do you call a person
who tries to get friendly
too quickly?
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Tej-pal

Inqalab lana hai to Lao
Kb sy cartoon nahe dekhy
Roz Aba ge dharny or Khabery lagay Bethy hoty hain. 🙂

A question 4 Bill Clinton:

Wat was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?

She has d whitest teeth I’ve ever come across!

How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?

They were both dating the
same girl in high school.

Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?

I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?

One U.S. leader!

Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,

Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…

OR

Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke… 😀

Lo G navi kahani shuru,
Agr hm Nawaz or Zardari me
‘Z’ ko Common len to naya Lafz
kuch ye Banega
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Nawaz+Zardari=
Nawazardari

Arz kia hy.

Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
!
REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani

Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani

New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!