Teacher: Humara Dil Din mein Kitni Baar Dhadkta hai.
Sardar: Theen Bar.
Teacher: Wo Kaise?
Sardar Keyu k Mere Padosan Gher sy Din Mein Theen
Baar hi Bahir Nikalti hai. 😀
Humara Dil Din mein Kitni Baar
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Aik Old Women Cinema Hall Mein
Aik Old Women Cinema Hall Mein
Cold Drink ki Botle ly Kr Bethi thi.
Kabhi 15 mint mein moo lagati
Kabhi 20 mint mein.
Pas bethy sardar ko gusa agaya.
Us ny Old Women sy botle chini or
Aik hi ghont mein pee kr bola:
“Ayse peety hain”
Old Women: Per Beta main to pan
thok rahi the.
Ya tum kesi maachis lae ho
Sardar: ya tum kesi maachis lae ho,
Aik bhi tili nahi jal rahi?
Beta: Keya bat krty ho abaa,
Aik aik check kr k laya hn, Sub jal
rahein thein.
Aik Sardar CNG Station Gaya
Aik Sardar CNG Station Gaya.
Waha Likha Tha Yahan Mobile
Phone Istimal Krna Mana Hai.
Sardar ny Sary Dosto Ko Phone
Kr K Kaha:
Muje Phone Mat Krna Main CNG
Station Mein Hn. 😀
Sardar gee tussi Theek keh re oo
Kal Blood test Karwaya
“A+”
Sala Kamyaabi tu Rag Rag
Main Dor Rhi
Hospital me Nurse
Hospital me Nurse:
Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida
hua he!
Sardar: Wahe Guru!
Kya Technology hai. Biwi Yaha hospital
me he aur beta ghar me paida hua hai…
Sardar ka dost
Sardar ka dost:
Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai
magar khushi ati jati rehti hai.
Es ki English translation kerna.
Sardar: Acha to lo suno phr,
“My wife is with me, but
her sister visits Occasionally.”
Aik Sardar Student Ny
Aik Sardar Student Ny Makhi K
Parh Cut Kr K Kaha: “Urja”
Jb Makhi Nahi Ur Saki to Us Ny
Kaha Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K
Parh Cut kr Deny Sy Makhi Behri
Ho Jati Hai.
Security Guard k Sath
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Sarda G Math K Teacher
Sardar g: Khali Katory Mein
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy
Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hein?
Sardar g: Main Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Main Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay.
Sardar Hindi Funny SMS
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Keyu k bank me likha tha –
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Sardar G Chaa gy o Tusi 🙂
Sardar Funny Punjabi SMS
Ek Sardar Apne Dost ki Barat K
7 Gaya,Per Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
Kesi ny Waja Phochi to Bola:
Barat mein Dulhe k Bap ne Awaz
lagai,
“Mein Mundy da abba,kithe kuri
da abba?”
Unho ne Pagrian Change kr li
Phir 1 or admi ny Awaz lagai,
“Mein Mundy da chacha,kithe kuri
da chacha?”
Unho ne bhi Pagrian Change kr li
Us k bad muj sy Raha na gaya, Main
ny kaha: Main Mundy da YAAR kithy
kuri da Yaar?
Bus fair.
Juttian enj pian jewe sawab da kam C 😀
Sardar Drakhat Sy Ulta Latka
Sardar Drakhat Sy Ulta Latka Howa Tha.
Kesi ny Phocha K Keya Howa?
Sardar: Yar Sir Dard Ki Goli Khae Hai,
Kahein Pait Mein Na Chali Jy. 🙂