Wo Lerkiyan Bhi Kesi Terrorist
sy Kum Nahi, Jo Teacher K Class
Mein aty hi Yad Dila Deti Thein.!
Sir Ap ny Test Ka Bola Tha ๐
Wo Lerkiyan Bhi Kesi
Wo Lerkiyan Bhi Kesi Terrorist
sy Kum Nahi, Jo Teacher K Class
Mein aty hi Yad Dila Deti Thein.!
Sir Ap ny Test Ka Bola Tha ๐
Teacher: Translate This sentence
in English
Apne hi Kiye Pe paani Pher dena?
Student after Thinking
Ansered:
“FLUSH”
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
Hawa or student ki soch aik jese hoti hai.
Pata hai Kese?
Dono kitab k page parhy begair palti jaty hain. ๐
In Exam Hall
Girl: Mujhe bus es answer ki
starting bata do baki main likh
lungi.
Pappu Ny dhiyan sy idhar-Udher
Dekha phir dheere se bola:
“The”
Teacher: Define the word Lecturer?
Student: Lecturer is a person who
has a bad habit of speaking when someone
is sleeping.
Height of Coolness:
Finishing the paper
Coming out of the exam hall
Having a cold drink
And asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?
Doctors after operation & Student after Exams
have same thing to say, We tried our best,
Right now, we can’t say anything bus DUA karo ๐
Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.
But what about a failed student?
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Lots of Girlfriends!
Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? You haven’t drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won’t be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
Mr. CHIPS:
Dear Katherine!
,
Me tmhary begair zinda nai reh skta
,
,
Me tmse bht pyar krta hn
,
,
Jbsy tmhen us mountain py cycling krty dekha h
,
,
Mery dil k guitar bjny lgy hn
,
,
Tm bht khubsurat ho.
,
,
Me tmhara Brookfield k samny,
Mrs. Wicket k ghr py walnut cake or tea
k sath initzar kr rha hn…
,
,
,
Plz ajao or mera pyar accept kro!
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.
Enni G gal c ty 18-chapter likh ditty saly ny…!!
Muhabataan tuadian,,
ty suppliyaan saadiaan…:-P
Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne
Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya
Karoge?
Student:1-2 min Dekhenge
.
Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek
Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh
Denge!
Miss Ap ny Mujhe Kal call Kiya Tha Kya?
Miss: Nahi To!!
Student: Kamal hai!!
Mere Phone pai toh Likha Tha Miss Call.