Wo Lerkiyan Bhi Kesi Terrorist
sy Kum Nahi, Jo Teacher K Class
Mein aty hi Yad Dila Deti Thein.!
Sir Ap ny Test Ka Bola Tha 🙂

Teacher: Translate This sentence
in English

Apne hi Kiye Pe paani Pher dena?

Student after Thinking

Ansered:
“FLUSH”

Hawa or student ki soch aik jese hoti hai.
Pata hai Kese?
Dono kitab k page parhy begair palti jaty hain. 🙂

In Exam Hall
Girl: Mujhe bus es answer ki
starting bata do baki main likh
lungi.
Pappu Ny dhiyan sy idhar-Udher
Dekha phir dheere se bola:
“The”

Height of Coolness:
Finishing the paper
Coming out of the exam hall
Having a cold drink
And asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?

Doctors after operation & Student after Exams
have same thing to say, We tried our best,
Right now, we can’t say anything bus DUA karo 😉

Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? You haven’t drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won’t be able to see bacteria without a microscope!

Mr. CHIPS:
Dear Katherine!
,
Me tmhary begair zinda nai reh skta
,
,
Me tmse bht pyar krta hn
,
,
Jbsy tmhen us mountain py cycling krty dekha h
,
,
Mery dil k guitar bjny lgy hn
,
,
Tm bht khubsurat ho.
,
,
Me tmhara Brookfield k samny,
Mrs. Wicket k ghr py walnut cake or tea
k sath initzar kr rha hn…
,
,
,
Plz ajao or mera pyar accept kro!
.
.
.
.
Enni G gal c ty 18-chapter likh ditty saly ny…!!
Muhabataan tuadian,,
ty suppliyaan saadiaan…:-P

Miss Ap ny Mujhe Kal call Kiya Tha Kya?

Miss: Nahi To!!

Student: Kamal hai!!
Mere Phone pai toh Likha Tha Miss Call.