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Flowers Die…

Folwers die,

Stories end,

Songs fade,

Memories are forgotten,

All things come to an end
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Yay Studies to..
Chipak he gae hy yaar!
🙁

Impact of Movies

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

The people of Germany

Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called?
Student : I don’t know.
Teacher : They are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student : They are called Germs.

Sign post outside our collage

Sign post outside our collage :
“Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.

In an interview

A student In a interview:
How does an electric motor run?
Student:dhuurrrr
Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.

People say Maths is boring..!!

Maths tells us three of the saddest love stories :-/
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¤Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
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¤Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
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¤And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
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And people say Maths is boring..!! 🙂

To be honest….

A man saw 3 parrots for sale.
He was shocked by abnormally high prices.
The owner says, “the first parrot can run ms office. Price 10 thousand.”
“Other parrot for 15 thousnd, A programmer.”
The last parrot carried a tag of Rs.50 thousand.
What does he do?
Owner replies: to be honest he does nothing but the two parrots call him BOSS!

I will not throw paper airplanes in class…

A boy caught in class throwing paper aero planes…
teacher gave him punishment to write 5000 times
“I will not throw paper aeroplanes in class.”
and submit it tomorrow.
Next day, he submitted the paper written
#include
#include
void main( )
{
clrscr( );
int cnt;
for( cnt=1;cnt<=5000;cnt++ ) { printf(”I will not throw paper airplanes in class /n”); } getch( ); } Be A Programmer …:-)

Pledge of boys

Pledge Of Boys:
Pakistan is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education?

Jab mai engineer tha

Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.
Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata
Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!

Commerce ka student

Din mein chain nahi,
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…

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