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Money has different names

Money has different names!!
In school it’s called (fees)
In marriage it’s called (dowry)
In divorce (alimony)
Civil servant retires (pension)
Master to subordinates (wages)
To kidnappers (ransom)
illegally received in the name of service (bribe)

The question is “When husband gives it to his wife
what do we call it?”
Answer: _________
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Husband Wife Funny Naughty

Wife: Angrily, I wish I was your Newspaper,
So I would be in your Hands in Morning and
all day.
Husband: I also wish that you were my Newspaper,
So everyday I could have new one.


Tum tou kehte thay k Shaadi k baad b mujhe bohat pyar karo ge
Tou Mujhe kya pata tha k tumhari shaadi mujh se hi h jaye gi..!!

Wife ka gusa kyse nikalta hai

Husband: Jab mai
Tumse larta hu tab
tum apna gussa kispe
nikalti ho ??
Wife: toilet saaf karke
Husband: Hahahaha
bewkoof aurat vo
Wife: Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saaf
karti hu…

husband wife funny

Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!

Husband Wife funny SMS

A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Funny Husband and Wife

Wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying
a diamond ring for me.

Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill. 🙂

Husband wife jokes

When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you.

She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Naughty Husband with his wife sms

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Such a Funny Answer by Wife

Million Dollar Question:
If U don’t like ur Husband,
why don’t u just leave him & go ??
Answer from wife:
I don’t like doing anything
that will make him Happy..

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