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Joke for husband and wife

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have
any GirlFriend before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count,,

Romantic Quotes For Husband

If only in A Dream,
Let Us Join ToGETHer,
To Hold Each Other TiGhtly
And Bask In Our Love…

I Love YOu

Wife & Husband SMS In Hindi

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked”Tum kaun ho?”
.
.
.
Husband-“Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne
husband ko
bhool gayi?
.
.
.
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“Wife:”Nasha har gum bhula deta hai
“Bhaisaab”..!!

Poori Zindagi Rehlunga

Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya tohtum dusri
shaadi
karogi??
Wife : Nahin, Mai apni behen ke saath poori
zindagi
reh lungi
Wife : Agar Mai marr gayi toh tum dusri
shaadi
karoge??
Husband : Mai bhi tumari behen ke saath
poori
zindagi rehlunga ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

Funny Husband Facebook SMS

Aik admi Ki Biwi Mer Gae.
Risty-daron or Doston Ny Usy
Chup Kerany k Bad Phocha:
Tumhein Kuch Chaheay ?
Admi Bola: Ha Mera Laptop La
Dein.
Sub ny Phocha Us ka Keya Krna
Hai.
To Admi Bola Facebook per Apny
Status ko Single Krna Hai. ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny SMS on Husband and Wife

Biwi(Wife) Shohar(Husband) Sy: Sath Waly Gher
Mein Meya Biwi Ki Lerae Ho Rahe Hai, Ap Aik
Bar Jein.

Shohar(Husband): Main Aik Do Bar Gaya Tha Esi
Waja Sy Lerae Ho Rahe Hai. ๐Ÿ˜€

Colgate Active salt daal day,

Wife:ajji Sunta ho!
Ghr ma Namak Khatam ho Gaya ha,
Daal ma Kya dalu?
.
.
Husband:Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya Colgate Active salt daal day,
usmay Namak ha

Tum Ne Kabhi Socha

WIFE:
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri
Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya
Hota?”

HUSBAND:
Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi
Ka Bura Nahi Socha.

(Kill Kill) Wife & Husband SMS

Husband: Meri shirt ulti kr k press
krna..

Wife: thek hy

10 mint baad

Husband: shirt press kyn nhi ki abi
tk???

Wife: ulti hi nahi aa rhi….

Kill Kill

Wife & Husband SMS

Biwi: Khana kha lia tum ny?
Shohar: Khana kha lia tum ny?

Biwi: Btao na
Shohar: Btao na

Biwi: Meri naqal?
Shohr: Meri naqal?

Bv: I Love u

Shohr: Han kha lia

When your wife.. Best Husband and Wife SMS

When your wife

– worries about you,
– fights with you,
– looks for your attention for no reason,
– becomes jealous with you,
– shares her joy & sorrows with you, and
– pesters you with eat this and that,
do this and that,

it means SHE CARES.

โ€ข When she stops caring,
that’s when you should be worried.