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MUSHARAF Vs ZARDARI ”

MUSHARAF Vs ZARDARI ”
Aata Rs.13=31
Sugar21=55
Milk32=46
Petrol54=61
Bike32000=45000
AC 20000=32000
Stock Market 16000=9000
US $ 60=83
GST 15%=16%
Tax On Call & Sms 9%=15%
We Don’t Want This Democracy.
We Want MUSSHARAF

American Citizen;

American Citizen;
Hum Log Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Liye
Kutta Rakhte Hain
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Humne To Pure Mulk K Liye Rakha Hua Hai

ZARDARI Per Mazmoon

ZARDARI Per Mazmoon
Aap 1952 Mein Peda Huye.
Aap Ney Begairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apney Mohallay Se Shuru Ki,
Aur Aala Taleem Ke Liye Jail Chale Gaye
Jab Dakku Hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kiya
To Aap Ney Hakoomat Ke Khazanay Ko
Lootney Ke Plan Bananay Shuru Kar Diye
Aur Phir Benazir Se Shaadi Kar Ke
Aap Ney Professional Begairti Ka Aghaz Kam Umri Mai Hi Kardiya
Hukumat Ne Apko Number 1 Lutere Ka Award Diya
Aur Apke Dant Bahir Nikal Diye
Apni Kurtuton Ki Waja Se Ap Jald He
Mr.10% Mashoor Ho Gaye.
Apne Apni BV Ko Jannat Ka Ticket Le Kar Diya
Aur Khud Kursi-E-Sidarat Pey Aa Bethy
Aur Mulk Lootne Mai Aala Maqam Hasil Kya
Apki Tareekh Wafat Ka Sabko Intezar Hai
Allah Pakistani Awam Ko Apke Manhus Saye Se
Nijaat Dilaye
Ame

Jab Kisi Se Milo To

Jab Kisi Se Milo To
Ye Na Dekho K Wo Kitna Gunahgar Hai
Balkey Ye Dekho K Wo Kitna Malldar Hai
(Sheikh Asif Ali Zardari)

Shetano key school ki attendance.

Shetano key school ki attendance.
Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir
Zakoota
Yes Sir
Darakoola
Yes Sir
Iblees
Yes Sir
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Zardari
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Sir Wo Pakistan lootney giya hua hai.

Some men change their party

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
And Some Kill Principles
for the Sake of Zardari.
Well Done Mr. Gillani, and Mr. Aitzaz
The whole Pakistani Nation is mourning
the death of Political, Social and Ethical Principles
which you have Killed for Zardari.

American –

American –
In Our Country
A Man Had No Legs
We Put Him Artificial Legs Now He Is Race Champ.
Russian –
In Our Country Man Had No Arm
We Put Him Artificial Arm
He Is Now Boxing Champ.
Pakistani –
In Our Country
A Man Had No Brain
We Put Sindhi Cap On His Head
Now He Is Our President..

Quaid-e-Azam Was

Quaid-e-Azam Was
Quaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat
Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat
Gilani ?
Izzat Ki Qillat
Aur
Zardari ?
Zillat Hi Zilla

1 Bache Ne Zardari Se Kha

1 Bache Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Ge
Humare School Main Teacher Nahi Aya
Zardari:
Toh School Kese Chal Rha Ha
Bacha:
Jese Mulk Chal Rha Ha….

Insaanon Ki Qabar Par Likha Jata Hai,

Insaanon Ki Qabar Par Likha Jata Hai,
“Aakhri Araam Gaah”
Magar Asif Zardari Ki Qabar Par Likha Jaye Ga,
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“Aakhri Harami Tha”

Joo Na Katay Aaari Sai

Joo Na Katay Aaari Sai
Woo Katay Behari Sai
Or Jo Na Katay Behari Sai
Woo Katay Sirf Zardari sai

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